GOD: It’s ALL been you, Johnny. Ben, your roommate, who values nonconformity as much as you do conformity. Jen, the girl you want and everyone else seems to have.
GOD: Jay, who put words to your unspoken relationship troubles. Even STU, the computer, was a manifestation of your struggles to balance innocence with knowledge.
JOHNNY: So explain Fratman and Sorority Girl.
GOD: Look, people just like jokes about beer and hooking up, don’t over-analyze things.
