Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about hooking up

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Popularity rank 1 #407. Jokes about beer

April 21, 1999

GOD: It's ALL been you, Johnny. Ben, your roommate, who values nonconformity as much as you do conformity. Jen, the girl you want and everyone else seems to have.

GOD: Jay, who put words to your unspoken relationship troubles. Even STU, the computer, was a manifestation of your struggles to balance innocence with knowledge.

JOHNNY: So explain Fratman and Sorority Girl.

GOD: Look, people just like jokes about beer and hooking up, don't over-analyze things.

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Popularity rank 3 #69. UNC’s post-game celebration

March 2, 1997

NARRATOR: Today on "Johnny: Undercover", our hidden cartoon camera reveals shocking truths during UNC's post-game celebration!
LABEL: Minors!
LABEL: Alcohol!
LABEL: Comic book!

UNC GUY: What's up? I'm a redneck! Boy, that Dook game went GOOD!
UNC GIRL: Yeah! Maybe they cancel classes!
LABEL: Highlighter!

UNC GUY: Ha ha ha! CLASSES! That a good one! I'm a big redneck!
UNC GIRL: Hey, I LIKE you, this is longest conversation me had with UNC guy! Let's hook up!
LABEL: Cliff Notes!

UNC GUY: OK! Hey, aren't we related?
UNC GIRL: I think so!

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Popularity rank 4 #403. Fratman and Sorority Girl get ABC show

April 15, 1999

JOHNNY: Fratman, Sorority Girl. I can't imagine Disney thinks YOU'RE PC.
LABEL: Mickey overalls, yowza!

FRATMAN: Johnny, the management LOVES us! Our parents went to school with them. We ARE leaving though.

FRATMAN: They've asked us to host a new show on ABC. It's a cross between a home video show and a college drama.

FRATMAN: "America's Funniest Hook-ups"!
SORORITY GIRL: I'm also hosting a nature show called "When Charge Cards Attack"!

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Popularity rank 5 #199. Not just a meaningless hook-up

January 23, 1998

JOHNNY: So you think SORORITY GIRL may be THE ONE, huh?

FRATMAN: I dunno, it's just... with MOST girls all I think about is having a MEANINGLESS HOOK-UP with them, but with BUFFY...

FRATMAN: I think about having HUNDREDS of meaningless hook-ups!
JOHNNY: AW...

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