Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Love at Rush

Ben talks Jen into rushing a sorority, and Fratman turns up at rush too, in search of his one true Sorority Girl.

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#195. Jen goes to rush event

January 19, 1998

JEN: I can't BELIEVE Ben talked me into rushing a sorority. I don't have time to TALK to these people. OH, here we go...

SORORITY CHICK: HI! My name's Geri! So, JEN, what are your hobbies?
JEN: WELL, let's see....

JEN: I'm involved in a research program focused on the disruption of connectivity of the association cortex in neurodegenerative diseases.

JEN: I also play the oboe. See ya.
SORORITY CHICK: Well... NEAT.... What's your favorite color?

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#196. Jen meets Fratman

January 20, 1998

JEN: HEY, you know my boyfriend, Ben, don't you?
FRATMAN: YES, yes, BEN. Great guy. The name's Fratman.

JEN: Jen. So, why're you here at RUSH anyway?
FRATMAN: Jen, for too long I have championed the Greek cause alone.

FRATMAN: Like any frat guy, I seek my one true SORORITY GIRL. One who cherishes SOCIAL STRUCTURE. One who understands my love of ALCOHOL.

FRATMAN: One who has a nice BUTT.
JEN: AH, there ARE a few romantics left...

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#197. Meet Sorority Girl

January 21, 1998

SORORITY GIRL: Excuse me, you're MALE. You'll have to leave.
FRATMAN: Look, I'm not DISTURBING anyone, I-

SORORITY GIRL: Don't "LOOK" me. You're violating a sacred rule of rush. I will not have you MOCK the Greek system I cherish so dearly!

FRATMAN: You speak like an ANGEL. What... is your name?
SORORITY GIRL: My GIVEN name is Sorority Girl, but... my sisters call me... Buffy...

SORORITY GIRL: Uh, yeah, so, I,
FRATMAN: So, uh, um, yeah,
BOTH: WANNA HOOK UP?! OR, UH, WHATEVER!

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#198. Fratman and Sorority girl fall in love

January 22, 1998

FRATMAN: Buffy, I... you're just... PERFECT. From your ENCHANTED CLOGS that you superhuman fashion sense, to the aptly named, "TIGHT BLACK PANTS OF POWER"...

FRATMAN: To your v-neck sweater that, although powerlfess under the teal sun of your home planet, JAYKROO, provides you with ULTRA SASSINESS under the yellow sun of the Earth!
SOUND: Blush!

SORORITY GIRL: AND... I have a NICE butt.
FRATMAN: Which TRULY gives the "Tight Black Pants of Power" MUCH of their power, yowza.

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#199. Not just a meaningless hook-up

January 23, 1998

JOHNNY: So you think SORORITY GIRL may be THE ONE, huh?

FRATMAN: I dunno, it's just... with MOST girls all I think about is having a MEANINGLESS HOOK-UP with them, but with BUFFY...

FRATMAN: I think about having HUNDREDS of meaningless hook-ups!
JOHNNY: AW...

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