Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Topic

Comics about fraternities and sororities

A superhero who defends the Greek system, rush where nobody remembers your name, and a fraternity that escapes dry rules on Mars.

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Popularity rank 1 #198. Fratman and Sorority girl fall in love

January 22, 1998

FRATMAN: Buffy, I... you're just... PERFECT. From your ENCHANTED CLOGS that you superhuman fashion sense, to the aptly named, "TIGHT BLACK PANTS OF POWER"...

FRATMAN: To your v-neck sweater that, although powerlfess under the teal sun of your home planet, JAYKROO, provides you with ULTRA SASSINESS under the yellow sun of the Earth!
SOUND: Blush!

SORORITY GIRL: AND... I have a NICE butt.
FRATMAN: Which TRULY gives the "Tight Black Pants of Power" MUCH of their power, yowza.

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Popularity rank 2 #295. Off-planet parties

October 20, 1998

FRATMAN: Johnny, on-campus parties present too many RESTRICTIONS, off-campus parties attract POLICE and CRIME.*
NOTE: * In that order.

FRATMAN: The answer? OFF-PLANET PARTIES! The IFC bought acres of land on Mars, and it's prime for DANCING! TO THE FRATWING!
LABEL: The Frat Laser Pointer

BEN: Doesn't it take almost a year to fly to Mars?
JOHNNY: BEN! SHH!

FRATMAN: Not in cartoon time, Ben. It's like dog years.
JOHNNY: See? Never question Fratman!

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Popularity rank 3 #285. Which bench?

October 6, 1998

BEN: Where'd you wanna eat? THAT bench?
JOHNNY: NO! No, I made an ass of myself at their party last weekend.

BEN: OK, THAT bench.
JOHNNY: NO, I rushed there freshman year.It'd be weird vibes.

BEN: FINE! THAT one.
JOHNNY: Well, I don't support their stance on "The Matrix". Plus they play too much Dave Matthews, I...

BEN: Then pick a nondenominational bench!
JOHNNY: NOW, what kind of statement would THAT make?

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Popularity rank 4 #196. Jen meets Fratman

January 20, 1998

JEN: HEY, you know my boyfriend, Ben, don't you?
FRATMAN: YES, yes, BEN. Great guy. The name's Fratman.

JEN: Jen. So, why're you here at RUSH anyway?
FRATMAN: Jen, for too long I have championed the Greek cause alone.

FRATMAN: Like any frat guy, I seek my one true SORORITY GIRL. One who cherishes SOCIAL STRUCTURE. One who understands my love of ALCOHOL.

FRATMAN: One who has a nice BUTT.
JEN: AH, there ARE a few romantics left...

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Popularity rank 5 #195. Jen goes to rush event

January 19, 1998

JEN: I can't BELIEVE Ben talked me into rushing a sorority. I don't have time to TALK to these people. OH, here we go...

SORORITY CHICK: HI! My name's Geri! So, JEN, what are your hobbies?
JEN: WELL, let's see....

JEN: I'm involved in a research program focused on the disruption of connectivity of the association cortex in neurodegenerative diseases.

JEN: I also play the oboe. See ya.
SORORITY CHICK: Well... NEAT.... What's your favorite color?

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