Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about fraternities and sororities

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Popularity rank 16 #302. Greekist

October 29, 1998

BEN: Fratman, I've heard rumors you're "Greekist".
FRATMAN: What do you mean?

BEN: "Greekist", you know, biased against those not in frats and sororities.

FRATMAN: That's RIDICULOUS! Some of my best FRIENDS are independents!
JOHNNY: YEAH!

FRATMAN: And I treat them as though they're completely NORMAL!
JOHNNY: YEAH! .... hey....

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Popularity rank 17 #297. Alien frat guy

October 22, 1998

FRATMAN: Johnny, meet our newest brother, ZEOSIEM. He's our first MARTIAN.

JOHNNY: Hi.

ZEOSIEM: (weird alien stuff)

JOHNNY: He seems... MAD.
FRATMAN: Well, that may have not been his HAND you just shook...

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Popularity rank 18 #296. Mars

October 21, 1998

FRATMAN: Mars has no alcohol laws, no neighbors to wake up, and the cold climate keeps kegs perfectly chilled!

FRATMAN: Our dorms have just the ESSENTIALS: a dance floor, bathrooms, a few hook-up rooms...

FRATMAN: And in every bathroom: RUNNING BEER!
BEN: EW! What about washing, showering?

FRATMAN: You can hardly tell the difference with Bud Light...
JOHNNY: Do these toilets have VODKA in 'em?!

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Popularity rank 19 #202. A cappella friends

January 28, 1998

JOHNNY: Hey Katie, I heard you were rushing. Any LUCK?
KATIE: LUCK BE A LADY TONIIIGHT! LUCK-

JOHNNY: UM... if you DID decide to rush, if you do WANNA BE a, uh, a soro-
KATIE: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA-

JOHNNY: RIGHT... so, uh, yeah.... you goin' out TONIGHT? I heard there's somethi-
KATIE: TONIGHT! TONIGHT! THE WORLD IS FULL OF-

JOHNNY: Note to self: NEVER attempt conversation with a cappella friends.
KATIE: MMMBOP! BADU WADOP BADUBOP!

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Popularity rank 20 #199. Not just a meaningless hook-up

January 23, 1998

JOHNNY: So you think SORORITY GIRL may be THE ONE, huh?

FRATMAN: I dunno, it's just... with MOST girls all I think about is having a MEANINGLESS HOOK-UP with them, but with BUFFY...

FRATMAN: I think about having HUNDREDS of meaningless hook-ups!
JOHNNY: AW...

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