Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about fraternities and sororities

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Popularity rank 21 #197. Meet Sorority Girl

January 21, 1998

SORORITY GIRL: Excuse me, you're MALE. You'll have to leave.
FRATMAN: Look, I'm not DISTURBING anyone, I-

SORORITY GIRL: Don't "LOOK" me. You're violating a sacred rule of rush. I will not have you MOCK the Greek system I cherish so dearly!

FRATMAN: You speak like an ANGEL. What... is your name?
SORORITY GIRL: My GIVEN name is Sorority Girl, but... my sisters call me... Buffy...

SORORITY GIRL: Uh, yeah, so, I,
FRATMAN: So, uh, um, yeah,
BOTH: WANNA HOOK UP?! OR, UH, WHATEVER!

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Popularity rank 22 #149. I guess you can have fun without alcohol

October 10, 1997

JOHNNY: Wow, Fratman, I guess you really CAN have fun without alcohol...
BIZARRO FRATMAN: See?
FRATMAN: STOP RIGHT THERE!

JOHNNY: What the... ANOTHER Fratman?
FRATMAN: The REAL Fratman. This PUNK got me lost in foreign territory: PERKINS! He stole the W.H.O.J. and he's been causing TROUBLE ever since.
LABEL: Hathead!
NOTE: W.H.O.J. - White Hat of Justice

FRATMAN: His name's BIZARRO Fratman. We're IDENTICAL except HE doesn't uphold the seventh TENET of Frathood: "Thou shalt give BEER to freshmen. GIRLS. Who are HOT." Poor, sick bastard.
JOHNNY: How do I know you're the REAL one?

FRATMAN: DUH. I speak in GREEK LETTERS. 'Sides, he's got on OUTLET clothes. BLECH.
JOHNNY: OOOoooh.
BIZARRO FRATMAN: HEY! This is J. Crew, baby!

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Popularity rank 23 #148. The future is theme parties

October 9, 1997

FRATMAN: Johnny, we have SEEN the future, and it is THEME PARTIE! This is Jerry, our theme cosultant.

FRATMAN: Given ANY topic, he can develop a party NAME, and justify using STROBES, BLACK LIGHTS, and 80'S MUSIC!

JOHNNY: Really? How 'bout... "Full House"?

CONSULTANT: "The Full HOUSE PARTY". Strobes show the duality of the OLSEN TWINS, black lights 'cuz Bob Sahet's EVIL, and play D.J. Jazzy Jeff. Don't waste my time. TIME?
JOHNNY: He's good...
FRATMAN: 6.36 seconds!

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Popularity rank 24 #147. No beer at parties?!

October 8, 1997

JOHNNY: NO BEER AT PARTIES?! Fratman! SAY IT AIN'T SO!
FRATMAN: The times are a' changin', Johnny...

JOHNNY: But what about the frats' self-proclaimed position of social "NOBILITY" at Duke? Your LEPER-like treatment of independents? What about your huge EGOS? Your BOY'S CLUB mentality? Your cornering of the WOMEN market?

FRATMAN: That'll ALL still be here!
JOHNNY: I KNOW! But I only put up with it NOW 'cuz I get free BEER!

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