- WILLIAM: Johnny, I’m concerned. What will the frats’ new alcohol policies mean for ME, an average dork?
- JOHNNY: I dunno, William, but I think I know who to call…
- SOUND: SHAZAM!
- WILLIAM AND JOHNNY: FRATMAN!
- FRATMAN: Hullo, boys! Sorry I was so pokey; there was a sale at Abercrombie…
- LABEL: White Hat of Justice!