I guess you can have fun without alcohol

JOHNNY: Wow, Fratman, I guess you really CAN have fun without alcohol... BIZARRO FRATMAN: See? FRATMAN: STOP RIGHT THERE! JOHNNY: What the... ANOTHER Fratman? FRATMAN: The REAL Fratman. This PUNK got me lost in foreign territory: PERKINS! He stole the W.H.O.J. and he's been causing TROUBLE ever since. LABEL: Hathead! NOTE: W.H.O.J. - White Hat of Justice FRATMAN: His name's BIZARRO Fratman. We're IDENTICAL except HE doesn't uphold the seventh TENET of Frathood: "Thou shalt give BEER to freshmen. GIRLS. Who are HOT." Poor, sick bastard. JOHNNY: How do I know you're the REAL one? FRATMAN: DUH. I speak in GREEK LETTERS. 'Sides, he's got on OUTLET clothes. BLECH. JOHNNY: OOOoooh. BIZARRO FRATMAN: HEY! This is J. Crew, baby!
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    • JOHNNY: Wow, Fratman, I guess you really CAN have fun without alcohol…
    • BIZARRO FRATMAN: See?
    • FRATMAN: STOP RIGHT THERE!
    • JOHNNY: What the… ANOTHER Fratman?
    • FRATMAN: The REAL Fratman. This PUNK got me lost in foreign territory: PERKINS! He stole the W.H.O.J. and he’s been causing TROUBLE ever since.
    • LABEL: Hathead!
    • NOTE: W.H.O.J. – White Hat of Justice
    • FRATMAN: His name’s BIZARRO Fratman. We’re IDENTICAL except HE doesn’t uphold the seventh TENET of Frathood: “Thou shalt give BEER to freshmen. GIRLS. Who are HOT.” Poor, sick bastard.
    • JOHNNY: How do I know you’re the REAL one?
    • FRATMAN: DUH. I speak in GREEK LETTERS. ‘Sides, he’s got on OUTLET clothes. BLECH.
    • JOHNNY: OOOoooh.
    • BIZARRO FRATMAN: HEY! This is J. Crew, baby!