JOHNNY: Wow, Fratman, I guess you really CAN have fun without alcohol…
BIZARRO FRATMAN: See?
FRATMAN: STOP RIGHT THERE!
JOHNNY: What the… ANOTHER Fratman?
FRATMAN: The REAL Fratman. This PUNK got me lost in foreign territory: PERKINS! He stole the W.H.O.J. and he’s been causing TROUBLE ever since.
LABEL: Hathead!
NOTE: W.H.O.J. – White Hat of Justice
FRATMAN: His name’s BIZARRO Fratman. We’re IDENTICAL except HE doesn’t uphold the seventh TENET of Frathood: “Thou shalt give BEER to freshmen. GIRLS. Who are HOT.” Poor, sick bastard.
JOHNNY: How do I know you’re the REAL one?
FRATMAN: DUH. I speak in GREEK LETTERS. ‘Sides, he’s got on OUTLET clothes. BLECH.