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I guess you can have fun without alcohol
- JOHNNY: Wow, Fratman, I guess you really CAN have fun without alcohol…
- BIZARRO FRATMAN: See?
- FRATMAN: STOP RIGHT THERE!
- JOHNNY: What the… ANOTHER Fratman?
- FRATMAN: The REAL Fratman. This PUNK got me lost in foreign territory: PERKINS! He stole the W.H.O.J. and he’s been causing TROUBLE ever since.
- LABEL: Hathead!
- NOTE: W.H.O.J. – White Hat of Justice
- FRATMAN: His name’s BIZARRO Fratman. We’re IDENTICAL except HE doesn’t uphold the seventh TENET of Frathood: “Thou shalt give BEER to freshmen. GIRLS. Who are HOT.” Poor, sick bastard.
- JOHNNY: How do I know you’re the REAL one?
- FRATMAN: DUH. I speak in GREEK LETTERS. ‘Sides, he’s got on OUTLET clothes. BLECH.
- JOHNNY: OOOoooh.
- BIZARRO FRATMAN: HEY! This is J. Crew, baby!