- JOHNNY: NO BEER AT PARTIES?! Fratman! SAY IT AIN’T SO!
- FRATMAN: The times are a’ changin’, Johnny…
- JOHNNY: But what about the frats’ self-proclaimed position of social “NOBILITY” at Duke? Your LEPER-like treatment of independents? What about your huge EGOS? Your BOY’S CLUB mentality? Your cornering of the WOMEN market?
- FRATMAN: That’ll ALL still be here!
- JOHNNY: I KNOW! But I only put up with it NOW ‘cuz I get free BEER!