FRATMAN: Johnny, we have SEEN the future, and it is THEME PARTIE! This is Jerry, our theme cosultant.

FRATMAN: Given ANY topic, he can develop a party NAME, and justify using STROBES, BLACK LIGHTS, and 80'S MUSIC!

JOHNNY: Really? How 'bout... "Full House"?

CONSULTANT: "The Full HOUSE PARTY". Strobes show the duality of the OLSEN TWINS, black lights 'cuz Bob Sahet's EVIL, and play D.J. Jazzy Jeff. Don't waste my time. TIME?
JOHNNY: He's good...
FRATMAN: 6.36 seconds!

The future is theme parties