- FRATMAN: Well, Johnny, I think we’ve learned some IMPORTANT lessons. FIRST: NEVER go to Perkins. ‘Cuz you might lose your hat.
- FRATMAN: AND we saw the horrors of “dry” parties. NEVER FORGET: themes are ONLY interesting if you’re WASTED. And even THEN, they’re only so-so.
- FRATMAN: Strange fellow, that Bizarro Fratman. Ran off to some IFC meeting…
- JOHNNY: D’you catch his NAME?
- FRATMAN: Tom So… Sow… Sow… Something.