FRATMAN: Well, Johnny, I think we've learned some IMPORTANT lessons. FIRST: NEVER go to Perkins. 'Cuz you might lose your hat.
FRATMAN: AND we saw the horrors of "dry" parties. NEVER FORGET: themes are ONLY interesting if you're WASTED. And even THEN, they're only so-so.
FRATMAN: Strange fellow, that Bizarro Fratman. Ran off to some IFC meeting...
JOHNNY: D'you catch his NAME?
FRATMAN: Tom So... Sow... Sow... Something.
