Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Character

Bizarro Fratman

2 comics feature this characterNewest first Most popular Oldest first

Popularity rank 1 #150. Fratman sets it straight

October 13, 1997

FRATMAN: Well, Johnny, I think we've learned some IMPORTANT lessons. FIRST: NEVER go to Perkins. 'Cuz you might lose your hat.

FRATMAN: AND we saw the horrors of "dry" parties. NEVER FORGET: themes are ONLY interesting if you're WASTED. And even THEN, they're only so-so.

FRATMAN: Strange fellow, that Bizarro Fratman. Ran off to some IFC meeting...

JOHNNY: D'you catch his NAME?
FRATMAN: Tom So... Sow... Sow... Something.

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Popularity rank 2 #149. I guess you can have fun without alcohol

October 10, 1997

JOHNNY: Wow, Fratman, I guess you really CAN have fun without alcohol...
BIZARRO FRATMAN: See?
FRATMAN: STOP RIGHT THERE!

JOHNNY: What the... ANOTHER Fratman?
FRATMAN: The REAL Fratman. This PUNK got me lost in foreign territory: PERKINS! He stole the W.H.O.J. and he's been causing TROUBLE ever since.
LABEL: Hathead!
NOTE: W.H.O.J. - White Hat of Justice

FRATMAN: His name's BIZARRO Fratman. We're IDENTICAL except HE doesn't uphold the seventh TENET of Frathood: "Thou shalt give BEER to freshmen. GIRLS. Who are HOT." Poor, sick bastard.
JOHNNY: How do I know you're the REAL one?

FRATMAN: DUH. I speak in GREEK LETTERS. 'Sides, he's got on OUTLET clothes. BLECH.
JOHNNY: OOOoooh.
BIZARRO FRATMAN: HEY! This is J. Crew, baby!

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