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Tearing Johnny apart

Apr 13, 1999

JOHNNY: Look at me! This Disney thing is tearing me APART! LABEL: Disney-issued "Big Fat Gloves" JOHNNY: My friend's have been FIRED, our comic strip CHEAPENED, I don't have a GIRLFRIEND... LABEL: Disney-issued plump bluebirds FAKE BEN: Johnny, you didn't HAVE a girlfriend. JOHNNY: I know. I was just on a ROLL. Do these gloves give you a RASH? LABEL: Disney-issued aesthetically pleasing roommate.

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