Bob the pirate

NARRATOR: A character I never got to introduce: Bob the Pirate. BEN: Jen! What's the symbol for "radius" of a circle? JEN: I dunno dear... Hey! Let's ask Bob the Pirate! JEN: Bob the Pirate, what's the symbol for radius? BOB THE PIRATE: Aaaar! JEN: Really? What's the 18th letter of the alphabet? Conjugate "to be" for "they". What's the 1st person plural possessive pronoun? BOB THE PIRATE: Aaar! Aaar! Aaar! NARRATOR: Man. He could've added so much to the strip. (sigh) We'll miss ya, Bob...
Transcript
    • NARRATOR: A character I never got to introduce: Bob the Pirate.
    • BEN: Jen! What’s the symbol for “radius” of a circle?
    • JEN: I dunno dear… Hey! Let’s ask Bob the Pirate!
    • JEN: Bob the Pirate, what’s the symbol for radius?
    • BOB THE PIRATE: Aaaar!
    • JEN: Really? What’s the 18th letter of the alphabet? Conjugate “to be” for “they”. What’s the 1st person plural possessive pronoun?
    • BOB THE PIRATE: Aaar! Aaar! Aaar!
    • NARRATOR: Man. He could’ve added so much to the strip. (sigh) We’ll miss ya, Bob…