Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Topic

Comics about puns

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Popularity rank 1 #414. Bob the pirate

August 15, 1999

NARRATOR: A character I never got to introduce: Bob the Pirate.
BEN: Jen! What's the symbol for "radius" of a circle?

JEN: I dunno dear... Hey! Let's ask Bob the Pirate!

JEN: Bob the Pirate, what's the symbol for radius?
BOB THE PIRATE: Aaaar!

JEN: Really? What's the 18th letter of the alphabet? Conjugate "to be" for "they". What's the 1st person plural possessive pronoun?
BOB THE PIRATE: Aaar! Aaar! Aaar!
NARRATOR: Man. He could've added so much to the strip. (sigh) We'll miss ya, Bob...

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Popularity rank 2 #288. Jesus Christ

October 9, 1998

MO: Hi, is this the Chapel? Who's this "God" person in yer bible?
CHAPEL PERSON: Jesus Christ.

MO: WHOA! Don't get SNIPPY, just tell me who yer "God" is!
CHAPEL PERSON: Jesus Christ.

MO: Look, SETTLE DOWN, buddy! I just want to know who this "God" is!
CHAPEL PERSON: Jesus Christ.

MO: I feel like asking "who's on first?"
CHAPEL PERSON: Is this a prank? Is this the Pope again?

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Popularity rank 3 #175. Going abroad

November 17, 1997

JOHNNY: So THEN I can take that Bio class in the FALL...
BEN: I thought you were gonna be ABROAD in the Fall.

JOHNNY: BEN, if I'm a GUY now, why would I be a BROAD in the Fall? DUH.

A pause.

BEN: Wow. I... WOW.
JOHNNY: THINK about what you're saying once in a while, will ya? SHEESH....

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Popularity rank 4 #71. Decided to run as a write-in

March 4, 1997

JOHNNY: These DSG ELECTIONS are pissing me off. So, I've decided to run as a write-in candidate.

BEN: Impressive. What are your issues?
JOHNNY: No issues.

BEN: No ISSUES? You gotta have ISSUES.
JOHNNY: Well, then I have one ISSUES, and it's that I have NO ISSUES.

BEN: Some people may take ISSUE with that.
JOHNNY: Where's my swimsuit issue?

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Popularity rank 5 #385. Foil

March 22, 1999

BEN: Johnny, if this were all a big play, I think you'd be my FOIL.
JOHNNY: So, you'd use me to wrap up SANDWICHES?

A pause

BEN: WHAT... why... were you ELECTROCUTED as a child? Like more than once?
JOHNNY: No. But my mom says I used to eat a lot of caterpillars.

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