- JOHNNY: These DSG ELECTIONS are pissing me off. So, I’ve decided to run as a write-in candidate.
- BEN: Impressive. What are your issues?
- JOHNNY: No issues.
- BEN: No ISSUES? You gotta have ISSUES.
- JOHNNY: Well, then I have one ISSUES, and it’s that I have NO ISSUES.
- BEN: Some people may take ISSUE with that.
- JOHNNY: Where’s my swimsuit issue?
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