Decided to run as a write-in

JOHNNY: These DSG ELECTIONS are pissing me off. So, I've decided to run as a write-in candidate. BEN: Impressive. What are your issues? JOHNNY: No issues. BEN: No ISSUES? You gotta have ISSUES. JOHNNY: Well, then I have one ISSUES, and it's that I have NO ISSUES. BEN: Some people may take ISSUE with that. JOHNNY: Where's my swimsuit issue?
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    • JOHNNY: These DSG ELECTIONS are pissing me off. So, I’ve decided to run as a write-in candidate.
    • BEN: Impressive. What are your issues?
    • JOHNNY: No issues.
    • BEN: No ISSUES? You gotta have ISSUES.
    • JOHNNY: Well, then I have one ISSUES, and it’s that I have NO ISSUES.
    • BEN: Some people may take ISSUE with that.
    • JOHNNY: Where’s my swimsuit issue?