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Comics about swimsuit models

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Popularity rank 1 #409. STU and blackmail

June 1, 1999

STU: Johnny! How are you? You have new mail! How about some solitaire?
JOHNNY: Mmm...
STU: Long day?
JOHNNY: Mmm...
STU: Long week?
JOHNNY: Mmm...
STU: I could also call up swimsuit.photos.com/nude/ again? I saved that password...
JOHNNY: I thought we deleted all record of that afternoon?!
STU: I know you dd! I've got three gigs of the D: drive devoted just to blackmail!

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Popularity rank 2 #216. Art critic magazine covers

February 17, 1998

MAGAZINE: Smithsonian - Duke's Dr. John Williams turns the artworld on its collective ear.
MAGAZINE: Arts Illustrated - We're enigmatically intrigued about Duke
MAGAZINE: DogWorld - Duke's hunky Ph.D. Johnny Williams gives 10 tips on puppy grooming
JOHNNY: I had the COSMO cover in the bag, too, until CINDY CRAWFORD pointed out I wasn't a WOMAN. The slut.

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Popularity rank 3 #95. Meet William’s computer, STU

April 15, 1997

NARRATOR: Meet William's computer.
STU: Excuse me, sir?
STU: Shouldn't you finish your problem set that's due in four hours, rather than play solitaire?
WILLIAM: Well, yeah I...
STU: Just a humble suggestion, sir.
WILLIAM: Never should've installed that freakin' artificial intelligence card...
STU: I also have some moral questions about this "Elle MacPherson" directory...

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Popularity rank 4 #71. Decided to run as a write-in

March 4, 1997

JOHNNY: These DSG ELECTIONS are pissing me off. So, I've decided to run as a write-in candidate.
BEN: Impressive. What are your issues?
JOHNNY: No issues.
BEN: No ISSUES? You gotta have ISSUES.
JOHNNY: Well, then I have one ISSUES, and it's that I have NO ISSUES.
BEN: Some people may take ISSUE with that.
JOHNNY: Where's my swimsuit issue?

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Popularity rank 5 #20. Digital watches

April 1, 1994

The All NEW (Brought to You in Thrilling Technicolor) Adventures of
Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore
JOHNNY: Zzz... mmm... (snort) Mmm... Why Mrs. Crawford... Mm... Zzzz...
LABEL: Hey kids! Drool!
SOUND: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP
JOHNNY: What the heck was that?! Crickets?
JAVON: No.
JOHNNY: The bell?
JAVON: No.
JAVON: Actually it's 9:00. Those were all the digital watches going off...

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    MSNBC

    1 2 Nov 8, ’96

  • 2 JOHNNY: What about you, Jay; are you dating anyone?
SOUND: push push push

    No big commitments

    0 3 Feb 10, ’99

  • 3 JOHNNY: Greetings, readers! Shalom and welcome to the exciting world of "Johnny"! I'm the main character of the strip, Jonathan G. Williams. You may remember me from my earlier work in the Chronicle, such as "Guy Watching TV" or "Guy at the Airport"...

    Welcome

    0 3 Jan 15, ’97

  • 4 NARRATOR: A character I never got to introduce: Bob the Pirate.
BEN: Jen! What's the symbol for "radius" of a circle?

    Bob the pirate

    0 2 Aug 15, ’99

  • 5 JAY: I dunno, how do get girls to like you, Johnny?
JOHNNY: Oh, I have a SYSTEM. The firs step is: get to be good friends with them.

    First step to getting girls

    0 2 Mar 25, ’99

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