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The All NEW (Brought to You in Thrilling Technicolor) Adventures of

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

JOHNNY: Zzz... mmm... (snort) Mmm... Why Mrs. Crawford... Mm... Zzzz...
LABEL: Hey kids! Drool!

SOUND: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP

JOHNNY: What the heck was that?! Crickets?
JAVON: No.
JOHNNY: The bell?
JAVON: No.

JAVON: Actually it's 9:00. Those were all the digital watches going off...