Meet Johnny (alternate)

NARRATOR: Consider if you will: an average Duke student. His name: Johnny Williams. NARRATOR: He is normal in every respect. He IS the status quo. NARRATOR: Why then has he been chosen to start in a big budget daily comic? A pause. JOHNNY: Well?! NARRATOR: Hold on... I'm thinking...
Transcript
    • NARRATOR: Consider if you will: an average Duke student. His name: Johnny Williams.
    • NARRATOR: He is normal in every respect. He IS the status quo.
    • NARRATOR: Why then has he been chosen to start in a big budget daily comic?
    • A pause.
    • JOHNNY: Well?!
    • NARRATOR: Hold on… I’m thinking…