NARRATOR: Two characters, both alike in dignity...
NARRATOR: In fair li'l Durham, where we lay our scene...
Note: End of lame Shakespeare parody...
NARRATOR: One, a human. The other, a bat. Both equally marketable as potential Happy Meal toys.
NARRATOR: And so, a strip is born, and with it, new hope. Hope for a brighter future.
JOHNNY: One with easier orgo tests...
MO: Ay, there's the rub...
