Meet Johnny and Mo (alternate)

NARRATOR: Two characters, both alike in dignity... NARRATOR: In fair li'l Durham, where we lay our scene... Note: End of lame Shakespeare parody... NARRATOR: One, a human. The other, a bat. Both equally marketable as potential Happy Meal toys. NARRATOR: And so, a strip is born, and with it, new hope. Hope for a brighter future. JOHNNY: One with easier orgo tests... MO: Ay, there's the rub...
Transcript
    • NARRATOR: Two characters, both alike in dignity…
    • NARRATOR: In fair li’l Durham, where we lay our scene…
    • Note: End of lame Shakespeare parody…
    • NARRATOR: One, a human. The other, a bat. Both equally marketable as potential Happy Meal toys.
    • NARRATOR: And so, a strip is born, and with it, new hope. Hope for a brighter future.
    • JOHNNY: One with easier orgo tests…
    • MO: Ay, there’s the rub…