Welcome

JOHNNY: Greetings, readers! Shalom and welcome to the exciting world of "Johnny"! I'm the main character of the strip, Jonathan G. Williams. You may remember me from my earlier work in the Chronicle, such as "Guy Watching TV" or "Guy at the Airport"... JOHNNY: Right now, I'm in Charlotte, NC, standing outside of "Johnny" headquarters, where the strip is conceived, written and performed... JOHNNY: Inside, writers, artists, and interpretive dancers work long hours to give YOU, the consumer, all the cartoon enjoyment you deserve! JOHNNY: Remember our slogan: "If it's high-quality, state of the art cartooning you want, well, we just can't help you... but if it's cheap, quick humor you want, then brother, WE'RE FULL OF IT." Or, more simply, "We're full of it." Good night and God bless. NOTE: Last panel of the wordiest strip ever.
Transcript
    • JOHNNY: Greetings, readers! Shalom and welcome to the exciting world of “Johnny”! I’m the main character of the strip, Jonathan G. Williams. You may remember me from my earlier work in the Chronicle, such as “Guy Watching TV” or “Guy at the Airport”…
    • JOHNNY: Right now, I’m in Charlotte, NC, standing outside of “Johnny” headquarters, where the strip is conceived, written and performed…
    • JOHNNY: Inside, writers, artists, and interpretive dancers work long hours to give YOU, the consumer, all the cartoon enjoyment you deserve!
    • JOHNNY: Remember our slogan: “If it’s high-quality, state of the art cartooning you want, well, we just can’t help you… but if it’s cheap, quick humor you want, then brother, WE’RE FULL OF IT.” Or, more simply, “We’re full of it.” Good night and God bless.
    • NOTE: Last panel of the wordiest strip ever.