BEN: Hey, I'm, ah, Ben Romero, Johnny's roommate, and I'm supposed to, ah, introduce myself.
NOTE: Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking is hazardous to people, but not cartoons
BEN: So, lessee, oh, I'm a philosophy major, ah, I have a girlfriend named Jen, and uh, I don't know, I like cheese! Johnny, this is stupid!
NOTE: Surg. Gen. Warning: This is because cartoons are not real.
JOHNNY: What's the problem now?
BEN: I dunno, it just feels weird. Not natural. Too forced.
JOHNNY: Well, I'll see what I can do to make it more NATURAL for you.
BEN: THanks, man. I appreciate it...
JOHNNY: It pays to be in good with the artist. Yes, it does.
BEN: VERY FUNNY, ah, WILLIAMS, remind me to tell your parents about the "RUTABAGA" incident next time I see 'em.
LABEL: Naked!
NOTE: S.G.W.: Cartoons ARE, however, anatomically correct.
