MO: Greetings riend, I am Guillermo Antonio Microchiroptera, but you, dear Chronicle patrons, you may call me “MO”…
LABEL: A bat.
MO: I reside up here in the chapel tower and will be joining you occasionally in this “strip” to, ah, partake in various hi-jinks and insert some of my witty comments.
NARRATOR: The narrator would like to note that the term “witty” is entirely relative.
MO: Hi-jinks aside, I will occasionally take time out to kick a little narrator ass…
NARRATOR: I’m just not a fan of dry humor, that’s a… HEY! Pu.. put me DOWN! Hey! I have my right! I…
