JOHNNY: These next few strips will acquaint you, the reader, with “Johnny”‘s many characters. Sort of an exposition, if you will…
LABEL: “Casual Johnny” available from Mattel
JOHNNY: For this special event, we have prepared 3-D, laser-guided, virtual reality, Internet-ready holographic “smart” comics (Windows 95 compatible) which allow the reader to interact with the cartoon in a real-time 3-D environment!
LABEL: “Excited Johnny”, also available
JOHNNY: They’re really quite incredible.
LABEL: “Whimsically Thoughtful Johnny” available only through this special offer
LABEL: AS SEEN ON TV! CALL NOW! SOLD SO FAR: 0
JOHNNY: Of course, we only MADE two of the things, so most of you won’t actually get to SEE the… well, the “plain” strips are nice, too, very low in fat…
LABEL: “Johnny in Repose” now on display at the John Paul Getty museum