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NARRATOR: Height: 5'10". Weight: 175 lbs. Hair color: light brown. NARRATOR: GPA: 2.54. Favorite TV show: Seinfeld. Siblings: 1.73. Not a NC resident. LABEL: Slowly rotating! NARRATOR: Ethnic Makeup: 75% Caucasian, 11.4% Asian-American, 8.4% African-American, 3.7% Hispanic, 1.5% other. NARRATOR: Johnny Williams: An average Duke student. JOHNNY: Aside from the fact I'm 2-D and my eyeballs are the size of West Texas...
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    • NARRATOR: Height: 5’10”. Weight: 175 lbs. Hair color: light brown.
    • NARRATOR: GPA: 2.54. Favorite TV show: Seinfeld. Siblings: 1.73. Not a NC resident.
    • LABEL: Slowly rotating!
    • NARRATOR: Ethnic Makeup: 75% Caucasian, 11.4% Asian-American, 8.4% African-American, 3.7% Hispanic, 1.5% other.
    • NARRATOR: Johnny Williams: An average Duke student.
    • JOHNNY: Aside from the fact I’m 2-D and my eyeballs are the size of West Texas…