Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Jordan's Jersey

Nick and Mo are cast as Wojo and Roshown McLeod in a French director’s documentary, despite a height difference of about six feet.

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#239. Signed up for documentary

March 27, 1998

NICK: Getcher shoes on, I signed us up to be in a documentary.

NICK: Oh, NOT AGAIN, you know what happened last time.
MO: Look, it's easy money...
LABEL: Hiding technology!

NICK: Mo, I still have scars from that leaf blower incident!
MO: Oh, just put out that cigarette and try to look earthy.

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#240. Put on your costumes

March 30, 1998

MO: We're ready, Jacques!
JACQUES: Ah! Magnifique! My little fuzzy actors! Quickly put on your costumes!
LABEL: Saucy French director!

NICK: COSTUMES? I thought this was a documentary.
MO: Well, it IS a documentary.

MO: On the basketball players. You're Wojo.
JACQUES: OK, little animals. Let us begin, how you say, driveling! No, that is not it...

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#242. Roshown McLoed face

April 1, 1998

NICK: This makes NO sense.
MO: Look, he's doing a film on the team, he lost some footage, he's reshooting it, we're the players.

NICK: Mo, I love ya, but you look NOTHING like Roshown McLoed.

NICK: Now, I DO get mistaken for Wojo now and then, usually by the LADIES.
MO: Hey, what if I do that mean face thing like Ro?

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#243. Shots of Wojo shooting

April 2, 1998

JACQUES: All right. I now need a few shots of Wojo shooting. Here...

NICK: So...

NICK: The whole "height" issue STILL doesn't bother you, huh?
JACQUES: Non, non! Ze camera, it adds six feet!

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#244. Stole Jordan’s jersey

April 3, 1998

JACQUES: In deez last scene, you must RUN up, TAKE deez jersey, and SAY "I stole Jordan's jersey!"
MO: WHAT? That never HAPPENED!
LABEL: Still saucy.

MO: I thought this was a DOCUMENTARY.
JACQUES: WELL, more of a docuDRAMA. Like Titanic! And everybody is loving Titanic! Yes, no? No, yes?
LABEL: Still French

MO: James Cameron spent over $300,000,000 meticulously recreating every INCH of a huge ocean liner.

MO: YOU cast a SMALL BAT as a Roshown McLeod's BODY DOUBLE. Avoid the words "like Titanic" when discussing YOUR movie.
NICK: Wojo DiCaprio...

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