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JACQUES: In deez last scene, you must RUN up, TAKE deez jersey, and SAY "I stole Jordan's jersey!"
MO: WHAT? That never HAPPENED!
LABEL: Still saucy.

MO: I thought this was a DOCUMENTARY.
JACQUES: WELL, more of a docuDRAMA. Like Titanic! And everybody is loving Titanic! Yes, no? No, yes?
LABEL: Still French

MO: James Cameron spent over $300,000,000 meticulously recreating every INCH of a huge ocean liner.

MO: YOU cast a SMALL BAT as a Roshown McLeod's BODY DOUBLE. Avoid the words "like Titanic" when discussing YOUR movie.
NICK: Wojo DiCaprio...