Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about the movie Titanic

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Popularity rank 1 #244. Stole Jordan’s jersey

April 3, 1998

JACQUES: In deez last scene, you must RUN up, TAKE deez jersey, and SAY "I stole Jordan's jersey!"
MO: WHAT? That never HAPPENED!
LABEL: Still saucy.

MO: I thought this was a DOCUMENTARY.
JACQUES: WELL, more of a docuDRAMA. Like Titanic! And everybody is loving Titanic! Yes, no? No, yes?
LABEL: Still French

MO: James Cameron spent over $300,000,000 meticulously recreating every INCH of a huge ocean liner.

MO: YOU cast a SMALL BAT as a Roshown McLeod's BODY DOUBLE. Avoid the words "like Titanic" when discussing YOUR movie.
NICK: Wojo DiCaprio...

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Popularity rank 2 #193. What do ya wanna do this weekend?

January 15, 1998

BEN: SO, Jen, what do ya wanna do this weekend? Take in a PLAY? A moonlit WALK in the gardens? Maybe BOWLING?

JEN: MMM, sorry hun, I'm gonna be busy all weekend, uh, there's a, uh, a "California Dreamin'" marathon...

BEN: (sigh) Or we could go see "TITANIC" again...

JEN: DiCaprio HERE I COME! I'll get the car!
BEN: I hate being WHIPPED...

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