Comics and posts about Wojo | Johnny the Mediocre Human

Coach K eats lunch

NARRATOR: Coach K sits down for lunch. KRZYZEWSKI: I've got to find those kids who hit my car. NICK: I know where we could find 'em, coach! KRZYZEWSKI: WHAT!? You're a... where? NICK: Honey's! Think about it, when you're on the lam, you want BREAKFAST FOOD! KRZYZEWSKI: Dear GOD! You're right! KRZYZEWSKI: You know, you look a lot like WOJO. NICK: Yeah, I get that a lot.

Arrest

NARRATOR: Attention: pivotal plot point! JACQUES: Action! MO: I stole Jordan's jersey. COP: Freeze, McLeod! COP: You're under arrest for the THEFT of Michael Jordan's jersey.... MO: WHAT? I'm not REALLY McLeod, and you're not a real COP! LABEL: Small pig! SOUND: clink COP: I'm with the ANIMAL POLICE, and please don't comment on my SPECIES, I realize the irony.... JACQUES: Bonjour! MO: Nick, help! NARRATOR: STAY TUNED!

Stole Jordan’s jersey

JACQUES: In deez last scene, you must RUN up, TAKE deez jersey, and SAY "I stole Jordan's jersey!" MO: WHAT? That never HAPPENED! LABEL: Still saucy. MO: I thought this was a DOCUMENTARY. JACQUES: WELL, more of a docuDRAMA. Like Titanic! And everybody is loving Titanic! Yes, no? No, yes? LABEL: Still French MO: James Cameron spent over $300,000,000 meticulously recreating every INCH of a huge ocean liner. MO: YOU cast a SMALL BAT as a Roshown McLeod's BODY DOUBLE. Avoid the words "like Titanic" when discussing YOUR movie. NICK: Wojo DiCaprio...

Shots of Wojo shooting

JACQUES: All right. I now need a few shots of Wojo shooting. Here... NICK: So... NICK: The whole "height" issue STILL doesn't bother you, huh? JACQUES: Non, non! Ze camera, it adds six feet!

Roshown McLoed face

NICK: This makes NO sense. MO: Look, he's doing a film on the team, he lost some footage, he's reshooting it, we're the players. NICK: Mo, I love ya, but you look NOTHING like Roshown McLoed. NICK: Now, I DO get mistaken for Wojo now and then, usually by the LADIES. MO: Hey, what if I do that mean face thing like Ro?

Put on your costumes

MO: We're ready, Jacques! JACQUES: Ah! Magnifique! My little fuzzy actors! Quickly put on your costumes! LABEL: Saucy French director! NICK: COSTUMES? I thought this was a documentary. MO: Well, it IS a documentary. MO: On the basketball players. You're Wojo. JACQUES: OK, little animals. Let us begin, how you say, driveling! No, that is not it...