MSNBC

TV: Yes, Jeff, I am here live at the official rollout of the alpha version of Office 2000, codename Poughkeepsie... TV: All right, Ava, we'll get back to you on the half-hour, for now, an update on Microsoft stock, it's up to 3/8... TV: Stay tuned tonight as we'll examine several national crisis situations that COULD cause Bil Gates to assume the president. JOHNNY: I hate MSNBC on slow news days... TV: And Barbra Walters interviews Luc, the Gates' fish... "Luc, your mother abandoned you..." "Sniff, glub."
Transcript
    • TV: Yes, Jeff, I am here live at the official rollout of the alpha version of Office 2000, codename Poughkeepsie…
    • TV: All right, Ava, we’ll get back to you on the half-hour, for now, an update on Microsoft stock, it’s up to 3/8…
    • TV: Stay tuned tonight as we’ll examine several national crisis situations that COULD cause Bil Gates to assume the president.
    • JOHNNY: I hate MSNBC on slow news days…
    • TV: And Barbra Walters interviews Luc, the Gates’ fish… “Luc, your mother abandoned you…” “Sniff, glub.”