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- TV: Yes, Jeff, I am here live at the official rollout of the alpha version of Office 2000, codename Poughkeepsie…
- TV: All right, Ava, we’ll get back to you on the half-hour, for now, an update on Microsoft stock, it’s up to 3/8…
- TV: Stay tuned tonight as we’ll examine several national crisis situations that COULD cause Bil Gates to assume the president.
- JOHNNY: I hate MSNBC on slow news days…
- TV: And Barbra Walters interviews Luc, the Gates’ fish… “Luc, your mother abandoned you…” “Sniff, glub.”