Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about Microsoft

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Popularity rank 1 #36. MSNBC

November 8, 1996

TV: Yes, Jeff, I am here live at the official rollout of the alpha version of Office 2000, codename Poughkeepsie...

TV: All right, Ava, we'll get back to you on the half-hour, for now, an update on Microsoft stock, it's up to 3/8...

TV: Stay tuned tonight as we'll examine several national crisis situations that COULD cause Bil Gates to assume the president.

JOHNNY: I hate MSNBC on slow news days...
TV: And Barbra Walters interviews Luc, the Gates' fish... "Luc, your mother abandoned you..." "Sniff, glub."

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Popularity rank 2 #318. Meet CyberWilliam

November 20, 1998

WILLIAM: Greetings, Johnny. I am the being once known as "William".

JOHNNY: WILLIAM! So how's "Duke in Cyberspace"?
WILLIAM: Well, I visit you on a mission from the creator.

JOHNNY: The creator?
WILLIAM: You know him by many names: God, Giver of Life, Bill Gates...

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Popularity rank 3 #59. This frat party is booooring

February 16, 1997

WILLIAM: This frat party is BOOOOTING...
LABEL: Gettin; down!

WILLIAM: And why are all the girls over there with all THOSE guys? What's so wrong with me?

JOHNNY: My guess would be the Windows 95 t-shirt...
WILLIAMS: Oh, I get it, they're anti-MICROSOFT...

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