Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about Roshown McLeod

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Popularity rank 1 #249. Nick and Mo in jail

April 10, 1998

MO: This makes no sense, I am not Roshown McLeod.
COP: Whatever, Roshown.

MO: Look. You recognize that I'm a BAT, right?
COP: ... yes...

MO: And Roshown McLeod is HUMAN, right?
COP: ...OK...

MO: So how can I be MCLEOD?
COP: We'll let the JUDGE decide that, ROSHOWN. And quit with that "mean face".

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Popularity rank 2 #252. End of long, drawn-out storylines

April 15, 1998

JOHNNY: Man, when you're on the lam, nothin' hits the spots like BREAKFAST FOOD!
BEN: You said it.

KRZYZEWSKI: THERE THEY ARE!!
BEN: Coach K! We're sorry about the car!
KRZYZEWSKI: It's OK, let's just have that tape!

KRZYZEWSKI: See officers, this surveillance tape from Cameron proves Roshown was shooting baskets at the time the jersey was stolen!
COPS: You're right!
LABEL: Police officers!

COPS: You're free to go, Roshown!
MO: I'm NOT, Roshown!
JOHNNY: How convenient that both plotlines simultaneously ended!
LABEL: Obviously a BAT, and not Roshown McLeod.

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Popularity rank 3 #250. Tape in car

April 13, 1998

JOHNNY: Hey, there's something stuck here.
BEN: Didja know Roshown McLeod was arrested?

JOHNNY: Looks like a video tape.
BEN: They say he stole Jordan's jersey.

JOHNNY: The label says "Roshown McLeod".
BEN: Coach K sez he had a video tape that proves Ro innocent, but some kids drove off with it.

JOHNNY: If only this could somehow HELP us.
BEN: McLeod's picture is AWFUL. He looks like a... a BAT....

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Popularity rank 4 #245. Arrest

April 6, 1998

NARRATOR: Attention: pivotal plot point!
JACQUES: Action!
MO: I stole Jordan's jersey.
COP: Freeze, McLeod!

COP: You're under arrest for the THEFT of Michael Jordan's jersey....
MO: WHAT? I'm not REALLY McLeod, and you're not a real COP!
LABEL: Small pig!
SOUND: clink

COP: I'm with the ANIMAL POLICE, and please don't comment on my SPECIES, I realize the irony....
JACQUES: Bonjour!
MO: Nick, help!
NARRATOR: STAY TUNED!

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Popularity rank 5 #244. Stole Jordan’s jersey

April 3, 1998

JACQUES: In deez last scene, you must RUN up, TAKE deez jersey, and SAY "I stole Jordan's jersey!"
MO: WHAT? That never HAPPENED!
LABEL: Still saucy.

MO: I thought this was a DOCUMENTARY.
JACQUES: WELL, more of a docuDRAMA. Like Titanic! And everybody is loving Titanic! Yes, no? No, yes?
LABEL: Still French

MO: James Cameron spent over $300,000,000 meticulously recreating every INCH of a huge ocean liner.

MO: YOU cast a SMALL BAT as a Roshown McLeod's BODY DOUBLE. Avoid the words "like Titanic" when discussing YOUR movie.
NICK: Wojo DiCaprio...

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