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UNC loss poem
Transcript
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- NARRATOR: Well, YEAH, so we lost, but at least we’ll have JOBS, unlike most of those at UNC.
- JOHNNY: MOOLAH!
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- NARRATOR: And in 23 dats, amidst Cameron’s craze, it’s ALL Duke, 94-33.
- JOHNNY: YEAH, baby!
- TV: Duke wins!
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- NARRATOR: Shane, Roshown, and Wojo will put on a show for all the young dudes and young DAMES.
- JEN AND JOHNNY: What a SHOW!
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- NARRATOR: “GO TO HELL CAROLINA!” will RING through the night as our benches are smothered in FLA… ah… FOAM. (sigh)
- JOHNNY: MMM… neat.