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NARRATOR: Well, YEAH, so we lost, but at least we'll have JOBS, unlike most of those at UNC.
JOHNNY: MOOLAH!

NARRATOR: And in 23 dats, amidst Cameron's craze, it's ALL Duke, 94-33.
JOHNNY: YEAH, baby!
TV: Duke wins!

NARRATOR: Shane, Roshown, and Wojo will put on a show for all the young dudes and young DAMES.
JEN AND JOHNNY: What a SHOW!

NARRATOR: "GO TO HELL CAROLINA!" will RING through the night as our benches are smothered in FLA... ah... FOAM. (sigh)
JOHNNY: MMM... neat.