UNC loss poem

NARRATOR: Well, YEAH, so we lost, but at least we'll have JOBS, unlike most of those at UNC. JOHNNY: MOOLAH! NARRATOR: And in 23 dats, amidst Cameron's craze, it's ALL Duke, 94-33. JOHNNY: YEAH, baby! TV: Duke wins! NARRATOR: Shane, Roshown, and Wojo will put on a show for all the young dudes and young DAMES. JEN AND JOHNNY: What a SHOW! NARRATOR: "GO TO HELL CAROLINA!" will RING through the night as our benches are smothered in FLA... ah... FOAM. (sigh) JOHNNY: MMM... neat.
Transcript
    • NARRATOR: Well, YEAH, so we lost, but at least we’ll have JOBS, unlike most of those at UNC.
    • JOHNNY: MOOLAH!
    • NARRATOR: And in 23 dats, amidst Cameron’s craze, it’s ALL Duke, 94-33.
    • JOHNNY: YEAH, baby!
    • TV: Duke wins!
    • NARRATOR: Shane, Roshown, and Wojo will put on a show for all the young dudes and young DAMES.
    • JEN AND JOHNNY: What a SHOW!
    • NARRATOR: “GO TO HELL CAROLINA!” will RING through the night as our benches are smothered in FLA… ah… FOAM. (sigh)
    • JOHNNY: MMM… neat.