JOHNNY: DON'T call on me, DON'T call on me, DON'T ca-
TEACHER: WILLIAMS, how would YOU describe this Van Gogh?
JOHNNY: UH, I, AH,... (GULP). How about... PLAYFULLY IRONIC?
NOTE: You own a mirror.
NARRATOR: A moment of nerve-wracking silence.
TEACHER: YES, excellent! NOW on to slide 47...
JOHNNY: I think I may have stumbled ONto something here...
NOTE: To be CONTINUED!
