TEACHER: Now, WILLIAMS, after that lecture, I know you'll be getting LOTS of offers, but consider being a professor here at DUKE, after all, we put you on the MAP!
JOHNNY: PROFESSOR!? But I'm an UNDERGRADUATE!
TEACHER: Oh, PISH POSH. How do you feel about MANET?
JOHNNY: UH... decisively convoluted.
TEACHER: THERE! There's your thesis!
JOHNNY: That's not even a SENTENCE!
TEACHER: OH, it just needs a helping verb or two, we'll get a grad student to polish it...
