Gonna be an art history major

JOHNNY: WILLIAM! I have an INCREDIBLE power! By simply pairing a random ADVERB and a random ADJECTIVE, I candescribe ANY piece of art! JOHNNY: So get the ACES lady on line 3, William, I'm gonna be an ART HISTORY major! WILLIAM: I can't do that, Johnny. JOHNNY: DAMMIT all to hell, William! Can't you support my dreams ONCE!? Just ONCE?! You selfish BASTARD! JOHNNY: WHEN, God?! WHEN will I be free to LIVE my LIFE?! WHE-e-en?! WILLIAM: I... I just meant we don't HAVE a line 3... ...is all I meant.
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    • JOHNNY: WILLIAM! I have an INCREDIBLE power! By simply pairing a random ADVERB and a random ADJECTIVE, I candescribe ANY piece of art!
    • JOHNNY: So get the ACES lady on line 3, William, I’m gonna be an ART HISTORY major!
    • WILLIAM: I can’t do that, Johnny.
    • JOHNNY: DAMMIT all to hell, William! Can’t you support my dreams ONCE!? Just ONCE?! You selfish BASTARD!
    • JOHNNY: WHEN, God?! WHEN will I be free to LIVE my LIFE?! WHE-e-en?!
    • WILLIAM: I… I just meant we don’t HAVE a line 3… …is all I meant.