Are you tenured already?

BEN: Hey Johnny... JOHNNY: That's DR. Williams, boys, you're looking at Duke's newest PROFESSOR OF ART HISTORY! WILLIAM: No WAY! You're joking! BEN: That's hilarious! Are you TENURED already, too? JOHNNY: NO, Ben, I don't have TENURE, let's get a little serious. JOHNNY: The paperwork for that may take a week... OO, I gotta teach a CLASS at 11:50! Which one is EAST Duke again?
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    • BEN: Hey Johnny…
    • JOHNNY: That’s DR. Williams, boys, you’re looking at Duke’s newest PROFESSOR OF ART HISTORY!
    • WILLIAM: No WAY! You’re joking!
    • BEN: That’s hilarious! Are you TENURED already, too?
    • JOHNNY: NO, Ben, I don’t have TENURE, let’s get a little serious.
    • JOHNNY: The paperwork for that may take a week… OO, I gotta teach a CLASS at 11:50! Which one is EAST Duke again?