- BEN: Hey Johnny…
- JOHNNY: That’s DR. Williams, boys, you’re looking at Duke’s newest PROFESSOR OF ART HISTORY!
- WILLIAM: No WAY! You’re joking!
- BEN: That’s hilarious! Are you TENURED already, too?
- JOHNNY: NO, Ben, I don’t have TENURE, let’s get a little serious.
- JOHNNY: The paperwork for that may take a week… OO, I gotta teach a CLASS at 11:50! Which one is EAST Duke again?
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