Johnny the art critic is a fraud

TEACHER: Sir, I need an opinion on a piece, it's- JOHNNY: Oh, I LIKE it, blindingly off-tempo. TEACHER: WHAT? NO, no, the piece is in my OFFICE, this is just the COMICS section, I- WAIT! TEACHER: No art critic would EVER stoop so low as to even ACKNOWLEDGE a, UGH, comic strip as ART! JOHNNY: (whistling) TEACHER: GET OUT OF THIS OFFICE, YOU PHONY! JOHNNY: But, I, uh, eloquently beguiled! Intensely banal! Noooo! Can I keep the pens?
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    • TEACHER: Sir, I need an opinion on a piece, it’s-
    • JOHNNY: Oh, I LIKE it, blindingly off-tempo.
    • TEACHER: WHAT? NO, no, the piece is in my OFFICE, this is just the COMICS section, I- WAIT!
    • TEACHER: No art critic would EVER stoop so low as to even ACKNOWLEDGE a, UGH, comic strip as ART!
    • JOHNNY: (whistling)
    • TEACHER: GET OUT OF THIS OFFICE, YOU PHONY!
    • JOHNNY: But, I, uh, eloquently beguiled! Intensely banal! Noooo! Can I keep the pens?