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Johnny the art critic is a fraud
- TEACHER: Sir, I need an opinion on a piece, it’s-
- JOHNNY: Oh, I LIKE it, blindingly off-tempo.
- TEACHER: WHAT? NO, no, the piece is in my OFFICE, this is just the COMICS section, I- WAIT!
- TEACHER: No art critic would EVER stoop so low as to even ACKNOWLEDGE a, UGH, comic strip as ART!
- JOHNNY: (whistling)
- TEACHER: GET OUT OF THIS OFFICE, YOU PHONY!
- JOHNNY: But, I, uh, eloquently beguiled! Intensely banal! Noooo! Can I keep the pens?