Johnny’s art critics’ convention speech

JOHNNY: Here we go... ladies and gentlemen... JOHNNY: Kandinsky's early work... dutifully charming. Pollock... fancifully understated. Lichtenstein... frighteningly moot. JOHNNY: (GULP) Thank you. SOUND: (thunderous) APPLAUSE clap clap clap JOHNNY: So much for the educated artworld.
Transcript
    • JOHNNY: Here we go… ladies and gentlemen…
    • JOHNNY: Kandinsky’s early work… dutifully charming. Pollock… fancifully understated. Lichtenstein… frighteningly moot.
    • JOHNNY: (GULP) Thank you.
    • SOUND: (thunderous) APPLAUSE clap clap clap
    • JOHNNY: So much for the educated artworld.