TEACHER: Williams, are you FREE Thursday night? I'd like you to speak at an ART CRITICS' convention.

JOHNNY: SIR, aren't I a little YOUNG? INEXPERIENCED?
TEACHER: Oh, SURE, but you're HOT, Williams! YOUR insight is the TALK of the DEPARTMENT! It's just SO... SO...

JOHNNY: Fruitfully RHYTHMIC?
TEACHER: YES! Yes. Oh, your words just DESTROY me.

Speak at an art critics’ convention