Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Character

Coach K

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Popularity rank 1 #251. Coach K eats lunch

April 14, 1998

NARRATOR: Coach K sits down for lunch.
KRZYZEWSKI: I've got to find those kids who hit my car.

NICK: I know where we could find 'em, coach!
KRZYZEWSKI: WHAT!? You're a... where?

NICK: Honey's! Think about it, when you're on the lam, you want BREAKFAST FOOD!
KRZYZEWSKI: Dear GOD! You're right!

KRZYZEWSKI: You know, you look a lot like WOJO.
NICK: Yeah, I get that a lot.

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Popularity rank 2 #248. Hit-and-run on Coach K’s car

April 9, 1998

BEN: Well, we just committed a hit-and-run on Coach K's car.
JOHNNY: Yup.

BEN: Where're we headed?
JOHNNY: I dunno. How far's Cuba?
BEN: I dunno.

A pause.

BEN: On the up side, you seem to have learned how to drive stick OK.
JOHNNY: Yeah, it's amazing what a little adrenaline and a misdemeanor will do....

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Popularity rank 3 #334. Collapsed caves

December 14, 1998

JOHNNY: Uh, Ben, you know how we sort of dug out all those caves under Cameron?
BEN: Yeah.

JOHNNY: Well, we abandoned them, we're tenting above ground like good Dukies.
BEN: That's GOOD.

JOHNNY: But they sort of COLLAPSED, and Cameron sunk 70 feet into the ground.
BEN: That's BAD.

JOHNNY: Anyway, word is Coach K has a hit out on me, can I borrow your car?
BEN: Sorry, don't have "crazed basketball coach" insurance.

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Popularity rank 4 #252. End of long, drawn-out storylines

April 15, 1998

JOHNNY: Man, when you're on the lam, nothin' hits the spots like BREAKFAST FOOD!
BEN: You said it.

KRZYZEWSKI: THERE THEY ARE!!
BEN: Coach K! We're sorry about the car!
KRZYZEWSKI: It's OK, let's just have that tape!

KRZYZEWSKI: See officers, this surveillance tape from Cameron proves Roshown was shooting baskets at the time the jersey was stolen!
COPS: You're right!
LABEL: Police officers!

COPS: You're free to go, Roshown!
MO: I'm NOT, Roshown!
JOHNNY: How convenient that both plotlines simultaneously ended!
LABEL: Obviously a BAT, and not Roshown McLeod.

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Popularity rank 5 #250. Tape in car

April 13, 1998

JOHNNY: Hey, there's something stuck here.
BEN: Didja know Roshown McLeod was arrested?

JOHNNY: Looks like a video tape.
BEN: They say he stole Jordan's jersey.

JOHNNY: The label says "Roshown McLeod".
BEN: Coach K sez he had a video tape that proves Ro innocent, but some kids drove off with it.

JOHNNY: If only this could somehow HELP us.
BEN: McLeod's picture is AWFUL. He looks like a... a BAT....

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