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Driving

A topic in 4 comics.

Hit-and-run on Coach K’s car

BEN: Well, we just committed a hit-and-run on Coach K's car. JOHNNY: Yup. BEN: Where're we headed? JOHNNY: I dunno. How far's Cuba? BEN: I dunno. A pause. BEN: On the up side, you seem to have learned how to drive stick OK. JOHNNY: Yeah, it's amazing what a little adrenaline and a misdemeanor will do....

Hitting a car

JOHNNY: Is this the airbag? BEN: No, just some balloon animals I had in the glove compartment. BEN: You banged up that car PRETTY good. Sign sez it was the basketball coach's spot. JOHNNY: WHAT?! BEN: Some guy's coming over here, some little Polish guy, MAN, he is cussing like a SAILOR... JOHNNY: Ben. GET... IN... THE CAR.

Learning to drive stick

NARRATOR: Meanwhile... BEN: All right, now learning to drive stick is easy... BEN: Now push the clutch and go into first, and pull out. JOHNNY: Which one is first? This one? SOUND: CRASH vroom JOHNNY: My FIRST guess would be no.

Driving into Hell

JOHNNY: How're we supposed to just drive into hell? BEN: Look, I GOTTA see this... JOHNNY: WAIT, there's the exit. SEE, Chapel Hill's crossed out and it says "Pits of Hell". BEN: All right. Here we go. JOHNNY: Here's another sign: "Warning: Construction Road May Turn to Molten Lava." SOUND: Squint! BEN: Should I have CHAINS on or something? JOHNNY: NAH, nah... you're insured, right?

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