Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Jordan's Jersey

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#250. Tape in car

April 13, 1998

JOHNNY: Hey, there's something stuck here.
BEN: Didja know Roshown McLeod was arrested?

JOHNNY: Looks like a video tape.
BEN: They say he stole Jordan's jersey.

JOHNNY: The label says "Roshown McLeod".
BEN: Coach K sez he had a video tape that proves Ro innocent, but some kids drove off with it.

JOHNNY: If only this could somehow HELP us.
BEN: McLeod's picture is AWFUL. He looks like a... a BAT....

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#251. Coach K eats lunch

April 14, 1998

NARRATOR: Coach K sits down for lunch.
KRZYZEWSKI: I've got to find those kids who hit my car.

NICK: I know where we could find 'em, coach!
KRZYZEWSKI: WHAT!? You're a... where?

NICK: Honey's! Think about it, when you're on the lam, you want BREAKFAST FOOD!
KRZYZEWSKI: Dear GOD! You're right!

KRZYZEWSKI: You know, you look a lot like WOJO.
NICK: Yeah, I get that a lot.

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#252. End of long, drawn-out storylines

April 15, 1998

JOHNNY: Man, when you're on the lam, nothin' hits the spots like BREAKFAST FOOD!
BEN: You said it.

KRZYZEWSKI: THERE THEY ARE!!
BEN: Coach K! We're sorry about the car!
KRZYZEWSKI: It's OK, let's just have that tape!

KRZYZEWSKI: See officers, this surveillance tape from Cameron proves Roshown was shooting baskets at the time the jersey was stolen!
COPS: You're right!
LABEL: Police officers!

COPS: You're free to go, Roshown!
MO: I'm NOT, Roshown!
JOHNNY: How convenient that both plotlines simultaneously ended!
LABEL: Obviously a BAT, and not Roshown McLeod.

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#253. Ndiaye

April 16, 1998

MO: So who was this French guy?
JOHNNY: WAIT! That's just a mask!
JACQUES: What're you doing?

JOHNNY: Makhtar Ndiaye!
NDIAYE: Yes! Hahaha!

JOHNNY: Ndiaye, huh?

JOHNNY: Is our strip THAT low budget?
NDIAYE: HEY! Thptoo!

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