Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Topic

Comics about smoking

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Popularity rank 1 #65. Phallic chapel

February 24, 1997

JOHNNY: Ah, the Chapel...

JOHNNY: So majestic, so moving, so awe-inspiring...

JOHNNY: So... so... so....

JOHNNY: So undeniably PHALLIC.
BEN: Suddenly I wanna quit smoking...

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Popularity rank 2 #382. Do you have a light?

March 10, 1999

BEN: Damn lighter...
SOUND: click click

BEN: 'Scuse me, do you have a light?

NON-SMOKER: Oh, I have a light, but when will YOU see the light and quit sucking on those CANCERSTICKS? You SICKEN me.

BEN: These are ROUGH times for us smokers...

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Popularity rank 3 #42. Meet Ben

January 22, 1997

BEN: Hey, I'm, ah, Ben Romero, Johnny's roommate, and I'm supposed to, ah, introduce myself.
NOTE: Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking is hazardous to people, but not cartoons

BEN: So, lessee, oh, I'm a philosophy major, ah, I have a girlfriend named Jen, and uh, I don't know, I like cheese! Johnny, this is stupid!
NOTE: Surg. Gen. Warning: This is because cartoons are not real.

JOHNNY: What's the problem now?
BEN: I dunno, it just feels weird. Not natural. Too forced.
JOHNNY: Well, I'll see what I can do to make it more NATURAL for you.
BEN: THanks, man. I appreciate it...

JOHNNY: It pays to be in good with the artist. Yes, it does.
BEN: VERY FUNNY, ah, WILLIAMS, remind me to tell your parents about the "RUTABAGA" incident next time I see 'em.
LABEL: Naked!
NOTE: S.G.W.: Cartoons ARE, however, anatomically correct.

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Popularity rank 4 #397. Ben’s new look

April 7, 1999

JOHNNY: Ben! Your hair! Your goatee! What happened!
BEN: The new management gave me a "new look". I can't smoke now either...

JOHNNY: What's with these people?! They're changing this whole strip!
BEN: They gave me these "patches" insTEAD.

JOHNNY: Ohmigod, Ben, doncha see what's happening?!
SOUND: click

JOHNNY: The plot it's THICKENING!
BEN: How'm I supposed to light these?

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Popularity rank 5 #375. Bankrupt

March 1, 1999

BEN: Well, I heard e-WebNET.com went down the crapper.
JOHNNY: Yeah, we filed for bankruptcy this morning.

BEN: Well, you can't get something from nothing. I hope you learned a LESSON.

JOHNNY: Not really, I got a papercut filling out the forms. The government's giving me $30,000 in punitive damages.

JOHNNY: Unless the lesson was: "Every papercut has a silver lining."
BEN: You ask me why I smoke. THIS is why I smoke.

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