JOHNNY: Well, off to Krzyzweskiville.
BEN: You waste ALL your time in that tent.

JOHNNY: You know, you're RIGHT, Ben. Here I am, WASTING my time, having fun and building friendships.

JOHNNY: When I could be aloof, depressed and nicotine-soaked like you.

JOHNNY: Evil, foul, WICKED tent! You are a CURSE!
BEN: Yeah, laugh it up, slappy. Who's got the GIRLFRIEND?

Off to K-ville