Krzyzewski Caverns

BEN: Wow, "Krzyzewski Caverns"! JOHNNY: Every cave can have 10 people, and they all MUST have 1 freshman and 1 canary. BEN: REALLY? Why? JOHNNY: To test the AIR. See, old MINERS used to take a canary with them, and when it DIED, they know the air in the mine was going BAD. BEN: So THAT'S how you use the canaries. JOHNNY: No, that's how we use the FRESHMEN. We just keep the canaries around cuz they're cute l'il buggers. CANARY: Tweet
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    • BEN: Wow, “Krzyzewski Caverns”!
    • JOHNNY: Every cave can have 10 people, and they all MUST have 1 freshman and 1 canary.
    • BEN: REALLY? Why?
    • JOHNNY: To test the AIR. See, old MINERS used to take a canary with them, and when it DIED, they know the air in the mine was going BAD.
    • BEN: So THAT’S how you use the canaries.
    • JOHNNY: No, that’s how we use the FRESHMEN. We just keep the canaries around cuz they’re cute l’il buggers.
    • CANARY: Tweet