Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about smoking

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Popularity rank 6 #329. Off to K-ville

December 7, 1998

JOHNNY: Well, off to Krzyzweskiville.
BEN: You waste ALL your time in that tent.

JOHNNY: You know, you're RIGHT, Ben. Here I am, WASTING my time, having fun and building friendships.

JOHNNY: When I could be aloof, depressed and nicotine-soaked like you.

JOHNNY: Evil, foul, WICKED tent! You are a CURSE!
BEN: Yeah, laugh it up, slappy. Who's got the GIRLFRIEND?

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Popularity rank 7 #299. Space suits

October 26, 1998

FRATMAN: SEE? You can go outside in these suits!
JOHNNY: But you can't GROOVE in these, man.
SIGN: Mars

BEN: Look, I can't smoke with this helmet on....
FRATMAN: NO, BEN! You'll inhale toxic gases!
SOUND: wooooosh

FRATMAN: Your body can't handle the... deadly... Martian... air. Wow.
SOUND: click

BEN: Look, I've been training my lungs for this my whole life. 'Sides, it's got a filter.
JOHNNY: Hey, you CAN do the ROBOT pretty well! "Intergalactic planetary"...

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Popularity rank 8 #298. Toxic atmosphere

October 23, 1998

JOHNNY: These dorms are nice, but what if you want to go OUTSIDE?
FRATMAN: No problem!

JOHNNY: But the atmosphere on Mars is TOXIC!
FRATMAN: Well, RIGHT. You can't, you know, BREATH.

JOHNNY: OH.

JOHNNY: Sort of like LA.
FRATMAN: Oh, and its like -200 degrees Celsius out there, so BRING A SCARF.
BEN: I can still SMOKE, right? RIGHT!?

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Popularity rank 9 #236. Bottling up feelings

March 24, 1998

MO: Which do you think is better, Nick, to wear your heart on your sleeve or to keep your feelings inside?

NICK: Oh, I like to bottle up my feelings until they become stale or the opportunity to express them passes.

NICK: That way, I either end up unfeeling and aloof or bitter and jaded. Or some combination thereof.

MO: That's AWFUL!
NICK: Well, now you see why I smoke.

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