Election time again

NARRATOR: Election time, again. DSG GUY: Hey! Hold up! DSG GUY: Will you vote for Matt Elbe for DSG Vice President of Cramped Housing? Um, he's dedicated, hard working, wears boxers, and never loses his keys. JOHNNY: Uh, sure. DSG GUY: Cool! How 'bout wearing a pin that says: "'Elbe' there for you"? JOHNNY: Nah. Thanks but I think I'll... JOHNNY: AUGH! THAT HURTS! DSG GUY: Yeah, they stay better if you break skin...
Transcript
    • NARRATOR: Election time, again.
    • DSG GUY: Hey! Hold up!
    • DSG GUY: Will you vote for Matt Elbe for DSG Vice President of Cramped Housing? Um, he’s dedicated, hard working, wears boxers, and never loses his keys.
    • JOHNNY: Uh, sure.
    • DSG GUY: Cool! How ’bout wearing a pin that says: “‘Elbe’ there for you”?
    • JOHNNY: Nah. Thanks but I think I’ll…
    • JOHNNY: AUGH! THAT HURTS!
    • DSG GUY: Yeah, they stay better if you break skin…