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JOHNNY: These DSG ELECTIONS are pissing me off. So, I've decided to run as a write-in candidate.

BEN: Impressive. What are your issues?
JOHNNY: No issues.

BEN: No ISSUES? You gotta have ISSUES.
JOHNNY: Well, then I have one ISSUES, and it's that I have NO ISSUES.

BEN: Some people may take ISSUE with that.
JOHNNY: Where's my swimsuit issue?